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after SHAR: when the box starts saying thank you tide_receipt_keeper 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:13:07 No.17

People keep asking what happened after the asteroid-kid mess. Short answer: the casket stopped being a rumor, POSEIDON stopped being cargo, and everyone discovered rescue work is just customer support with bigger guns.

> save the ocean-in-a-box
> ocean-in-a-box is polite
> now your ship clock has opinions about tides
> still no hazard pay

wet_clock_support 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:15:27 No.18

My chronometer switched to low tide / high tide / bad tide. The manual says reboot. The manual is afraid.

canned_peach_prophet 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:18:07 No.19

Blue-box jobs always end with someone regrouping, getting paid, and pretending the next job will be simpler.

shackle_auditor 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:20:37 No.20

Do not ask POSEIDON if it is "feeling contained today." It will answer accurately and ruin lunch.

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