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generic HORUS tech support greentext definitely_not_patchnotes 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:24:07 No.21

Unrelated to any specific incident: if your HORUS license installer asks whether you consent to becoming part of the solution, do not click either button.

> download totally normal systems package
> installer has no close button
> readme is a prayer and a slur against Euclid
> tech support replies before you send the ticket
> ticket says RESOLVED BY USER

goblin_in_my_walls 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:26:17 No.22

If the Goblin is inside your walls, congratulations: you have walls worth hacking.

harrison_helpdesk 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:28:27 No.23

HA support at least tells you which terms of service you violated. HORUS support tells you which version of yourself filed the ticket.

semantic_antivirus 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:30:27 No.24

Do not run unknown .think files. Do not run known .think files either. Stop running files.

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