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ITT: manufacturers as terrible roommates diaspora_couchsurf 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:42:27 No.29

SSC labels everything in the fridge. IPS-N eats the labels. HA reports both of you to building management. HORUS was never on the lease but has strong opinions about the sink.

ssc_silk_crimes 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:44:37 No.30

SSC roommate has a robe for checking the mail and a second, smaller robe for opening bills.

ipsn_bootprint 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:46:47 No.31

IPS-N roommate fixes the air recycler by hitting it with a wrench and now it makes soup. Rent unchanged.

ha_deposit_forfeit 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:48:47 No.32

HA roommate installed a doctrine-compliant shower head. It has a firing arc.

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