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File: lab-contact-original.png(1.71 MB, 1400x1400, lab-contact-original.png)

newer lab gossip: containment briefing written in pencil elevator_smalltalk 05/30/26 (Sat) 02:17:10 No.53

Latest rumor stack points toward research-site nonsense and "friendly faces" that should maybe not be faces. I am not saying memetic influence, but my coffee asked for admin rights.

> arrive at lab
> elevator has better social skills than staff
> garden knows code
> someone named every mood separately
> containment label is handwritten
> leave badge in freezer just in case

garden_patch_notes 05/30/26 (Sat) 02:19:30 No.54

If the garden ships a hotfix, do not install it. Plants should not have release notes.

ha_contact_burner 05/30/26 (Sat) 02:21:50 No.55

File: clean-uniform-original.png(1.64 MB, 1400x764, clean-uniform-original.png)

The clean uniforms are always the scariest part of a dirty lab.

waifu_blob_trauma 05/30/26 (Sat) 02:24:10 No.56

Do not ask why the blob is called that. Do not improve the name. Do not give it a better one.

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